Services & Fees

Products & Services

A comprehensive suite of services catering to a diverse clientele and budgets.

Ad-Hoc Deposits

No matter how big or small, client or curious, your deposit is encouraged.

Investment Wanking

Where your deposits are directly tied to your emissions.

Personal Endowment

No matter the size, service and funding options are available.

Concierge Service

Meet my every whim… no matter where you are located.

Perpetual Bonds

Recurring service, for those seeking long-term investment.

Debt Repayment Plans

For those seeking to be held in contract and charged interest.

Taxes

Basic Rate

$25

Supplemental

$50

Both rates are to be paid unless otherwise specified.

Full Orgasm
(no permission)

$75

Ruin
(no permission)

$25

Full Orgasm
(with permission)

$50

Per Drop
(no permission)

$10

Per Drop
(with permission)

$5

Each drop must be counted and paid for.

Daily

$5

Weekly

$35

Monthly

$150

Pricing & Rates

Bespoke Debt Contract

Contract Writing Fee: $150

This is to be paid before detailed contract negotiations can begin, and will be delivered within 3 weeks.

A rush fee of $500 can be paid for a 48 hour turn around/delivery time.

Custom Audio Clip

4 week turn around/delivery time:
$10 per minute, with a 5 minute minimum.

1 week turn around/delivery time:
$20 per minute, with a 5 minute minimum.

24 hour turn around/delivery time:
$25 per minute, with a 5 minute minimum.