Services & Fees
Products & Services
A comprehensive suite of services catering to a diverse clientele and budgets.
Ad-Hoc Deposits
No matter how big or small, client or curious, your deposit is encouraged.
Investment Wanking
Where your deposits are directly tied to your emissions.
Personal Endowment
No matter the size, service and funding options are available.
Concierge Service
Meet my every whim… no matter where you are located.
Perpetual Bonds
Recurring service, for those seeking long-term investment.
Debt Repayment Plans
For those seeking to be held in contract and charged interest.
Taxes
Friday Taxes
Basic Rate
$25
Supplemental
$50
Both rates are to be paid unless otherwise specified.
Emissions Taxation
Full Orgasm
(no permission)
$75
Ruin
(no permission)
$25
Full Orgasm
(with permission)
$50
Pre-Cum Emissions
Per Drop
(no permission)
$10
Per Drop
(with permission)
$5
Each drop must be counted and paid for.
Daily Coffee
Daily
$5
Weekly
$35
Monthly
$150
Pricing & Rates
Bespoke Debt Contract
Contract Writing Fee: $150
This is to be paid before detailed contract negotiations can begin, and will be delivered within 3 weeks.
A rush fee of $500 can be paid for a 48 hour turn around/delivery time.
Custom Audio Clip
4 week turn around/delivery time:
$10 per minute, with a 5 minute minimum.
1 week turn around/delivery time:
$20 per minute, with a 5 minute minimum.
24 hour turn around/delivery time:
$25 per minute, with a 5 minute minimum.